CSS Love Song

Posted in Rhapsody, Web Design, Web and technology by Khaled on May 5th, 2006

If you did not listen to it yet, here (mp3 file) it is! it is just hilarious! The Lyrics? here you go: The supervisor rants. He says “This website’s pants! I want my clicks improved by Friday!”
I hit the URL. It’s like the bowels of hell.
God give me strength. It’s just not my day.
So raise your hands to Boag and pray that we can fix this website today.
Tonight I need your CSS, coding in the darkness.
From now on no more tables nest; you will meet web standards The source code makes me weep.
There’s tables fifteen-deep.
In Netscape 6 it looks like garbage.
The METAs say this turd was made with MS Word.
With every click I find new carnage.
So raise your hands to Boag and pray that we can fix this website today.
Tonight I need your CSS, coding in the darkness.
From now on no more tables nest; you will meet web standards.
I guess I’ll have to start from scratch - then I can kiss this piece of trash goodbye…

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